Is it worse than what you do to people who have to go to the bathroom? Season 3 Thanks for coming.īart: Hey Martin, tell him what we do with squealers. Hibbert: If you want him to live through the night, I suggest you roll him onto his stomach. Hoover: No, actually it was little of both.ĭr. Grampa Simpson: She did things your mother never would. Moe: Homer, lighten up! You’re making Happy Hour bitterly ironic. Lionel Hutz: She sounded like she was taking that awful seriously. You’ll also be getting this exquisite faux pearl necklace-a ninety-nine dollar value-as our gift to you.Ĭourt Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God? Lionel Hutz: You’ll be getting more than just a lawyer, Mr. Lionel Hutz (Phil Hartman): My fee is fifty percent.
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Maude Flanders: I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity. Lovejoy: It’s filth! It graphically portrays parts of the human body which, practical as they may be, are evil. You’ve got to lead our protest against this abomination. What kind of stupid question is that.” But one woman says, “Yes.” And she’s here with us tonight. Kent Brockman: Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people would say, “No, of course not. Marge reading: “…and the horse I rode in on.”?! I’ll show them what one screwball can do! Roger Meyers writing Marge a letter: …In regards to your specific comments about the show, our research indicates that one person cannot make a difference no matter how big a screwball she is. Mother Simpson: At the risk of losing my voice, let me just say one more thing: I’m sorry I came. The latest polls show you’re up six points.Ĭampaign Manager: Six. Your muckraker, your character assassin, your mudslinger, your garbologist.Ĭampaign Manager: Congratulations, Mr. But how do we turn your average Joe Six-pack against Mary Bailey?Ĭampaign Manager: With this team of investigators. Excellent! This is exactly the kind of trickery I’m paying you for. Burns: Why are my teeth showing like that?Ĭampaign Manager: Because you’re smiling. And our output level was just as high during Simpson’s last vacation. Smithers: You know sir, accidents decreased by exactly the number that Simpson himself is known or suspected to have caused last month. Burns: Brilliant! Who could ever have imagined that Simpson’s sweeping reforms could pay off so quickly. Smithers: Well it kind of looks like Homer Simpson, only dynamic and more resourceful. It’s a high F.īart: Who am I kidding? I really am a failure! Oh, now I know how George Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity to the French in 1754. Krabappel: What’s the matter? Well I would think you’d be used to failing by now.īart: No, you don’t understand! I really tried this time! I mean I really tried.īart: This is as good as I can do! And I still failed! Krabappel: There were moments I truly believed you were Hemingway. Or as our best testing indicates.īart: Yeah, Al. Burns to Homer: You’re not as stupid a you look.
The song will be “John Henry was a Steel-Drivin’ Man”. And I am far too young to defend myself against such onslaughts. So I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a knock at me. Therefore, he is my model of manhood, and my estimation of him will govern the prospects of my adult relationships. Because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he’s the only father I have. Patty: It’s so typical of the big doofus to spoil it all.
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